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And now a word from our sponsor, Beam-A-Poop. |
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Say, Bob, why so glum?
Well, I got things to do ,but
now, I gotta go to the bathroom, again.
What a waste of time.
You mean you haven't heard about Beam-A-Poop?
Beam-A-Poop? What's that?
Beam-A-PooP.
It's safe, fast and easy.
Certified Beam-A-Poop technicians
come to home and
install the latest matter-energy
conversion equipment.
Then, using high-grade surgical ploy-chromium,
they coat the walls of your large intestine
and hermetically seal your anus shut.
Solid waste will now be automatically
beamed to the nearest registered sewage plant.
After that, anywhere you travel, within the
pre-paid poop area, you'll NEVER need to
to go again, when at home, OR on the go.
Say, Bob do you have a minute to spare.
I've got all the time in the world, now.
Thanks to Beam-A-Poop.
Let Beam-A-Poop take you from
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to
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¶ Don't give a strain
just use your barin
get Beam-A-Poop
today ¶
Another fine product from TORCO.
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TOR |
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TOR |
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